MEANWHILE I'M SAT HERE WITH THE KIDS, IN PAIN & SICK

So who goes out in cold weather to play fight when they've been deadly sick all week with a cold and are potentially relapsing? Then to soften the blow he buys me cookies, except they are filled with nuts and caramel, and rock hard. You can have a good heart and still be dumb as rocks. They are not mutually exclusive. Just don't re-gift me your plague, thanks.