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Showing posts with label One-Liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One-Liners. Show all posts

Friday, May 24, 2019

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

NEON TREES

I was brought to my knees so that one day I could rise up and know the happiness that comes with perseverance.

Monday, February 18, 2019

BECKY WITH THE BAD HAIR

I have a very pretty name, but the way my manager says it—with sarcasm and poison on her tongue—turns it into something ugly.

Friday, February 8, 2019

FOUR-LEAF CLOVER

I'm no longer going to say "I fell in love," but instead, "I fell into love," as it is very much like tripping.

Saturday, February 2, 2019

RIDE OR PRIDE

The LGBTQ community has the best people: out of all the freak flags, ours is the most colorful.

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

TOO MUCH, TOO LATE

Now that after 36 years my mother realizes she never gave me support, her over-the-top fawnings are nauseating.

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Thursday, September 27, 2018

Friday, July 27, 2018

SHE MIGHT TAKE IT BACK SOMEDAY

In my heart I'm done, but I'll keep pretending for as long as I can...

Thursday, June 21, 2018

I LIVE BY MY OWN LAW

Someday the screams will stop. 


BUT TELL ME, HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL?

It's pretty surreal when you're having suicidal thoughts and then the "love of your life" says they want you "out of the house" and "gone." #BeBest

Sunday, June 17, 2018

MOTHER WAS ALWAYS SEDATED

"Bates Motel" is the psychological roller coaster I wasn't prepared for.